I just pynch a tree in the face
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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