chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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