Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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