Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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