My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i dont even know how to be here
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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