So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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