be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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