This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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