I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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