I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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