I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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