Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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