Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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