I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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