Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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