Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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