it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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