You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Every concussion has its silver lining
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
