I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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