You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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