he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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