Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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