Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I know her cup size but not her name....
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