I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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