it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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