i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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