Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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