I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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