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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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