Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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