i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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