Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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