Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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