So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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