I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
