i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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