I wannas sexs uuuuu
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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