i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
