Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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