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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket

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(757): View more from Virginia

Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.

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I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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(518): View more from New York

I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES

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