some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
