I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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