I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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