I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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