I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dicks are not precious.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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