Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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