now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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