took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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