i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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