Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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