I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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