just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
