The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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