They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Shame is for Republicans.
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